Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hot Cup News


As the 2010 Reunion Cup approaches, the field attempts to gain or regain their swing. Everyone with the exception of Gayson that is. In stunning news, Gayson released a statement announcing his retirement from golf. Just a few days after SI released it's Best Player Without A Reunion Cup Title article, Gayson put in a round that failed to meet even his low standards. This article put undue pressure on Gayson, and we all know how he handles pressure.

Zen Primm is still following the path less traveled to another Cup. Zen recently met with his newly acquired Golf Sensei in hopes of discovering the Path to Righteousness Upon the Links. He searched his soul long and hard for the best Sensei possible, and he was delivered to a Dave Pelz disciple. After their first golf knowledge transfer session, Zen Primm learned the cause of his unharmonious swings. Most of us learn that we have takeaway issues, tempo issues, or worse. What Zen learned was much deeper. His Golf Sensei discovered that Zen is simply playing with the wrong clubs! All he needs to do to reach the Path of Righteous Golf is purchase new sticks! It is not the Indian, but rather the arrow!

Scott continues with his plan of "Practice Makes Perfect". He believes the best way for him to preform at a top level is to spend as much time as possible on the range. In an early measuring stick round at Harbor Town, Scott learned that he is on the way, but just needs more range time. "I felt good about my game after Hilton Head. I just to iron out a few wrinkles and keep pounding balls." He will put his theory to the test this weekend during a round with Zen and his outdated clubs at Flat Creek Country Club. "I am hoping all of my range time pays off with a solid round this weekend. I need to find the fairway off the tee box and hopefully continue putting well." We will see if this works. Scott have never put two solid rounds together in the history of the Cup. Heck, he has barely put one solid round together.

As for Drew, no one actually knows. Scott has played with both Gayson and Zen this summer, and has seen some quality golf from both. No one has seen Drew play. All we have to go off of is his reports. Drew claims his driver is going sideways a ton, but it could be a smokescreen. We will find out in just a few short weeks!

2 comments:

Notre Dame said...

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

Skeptic Dawg said...

Thank you for chiming in Notre Dame! It is nice to see that you are still marching to the beat of your own drummer!