SCOTTY ILLUSTRATED WEBSITE!! After constant requests from fans and media, it has finally arrived.....THE Scotty Illustrated website. As everyone is aware, Scotty Illustrated covers sports unlike any publication or website. Scotty Illustrated is not merely a sports site per se, we also cover religion, politics, and current events just to name a few. And yes, there will a Scotty Illustrated Swimsuit issue!
As everyone is by now well aware, the 2009 Reunion Cup is quickly approaching. This year the Cup will be held in Nashvegas and hosted by Gayson. Although the exact date has yet to be announced (Thank You Cupcake) we can be somewhat certain that it will take place prior to Christmas. The current favorite heading into this year's tournament has to be Cupcake. He has more victories on tour than any other member, and he is not dealing with a new addition to the family this year. A close second is Gayson. I realize that this comes as shock to EVERYONE, but there is reason behind my madness! Gayson is ONLY the current #2 seed if the Cup is held at Forrest Crossing! No single player holds a greater "Home Field Advantage" than Gayson. He friggin' works at the course, knows every single bump and lie, and plays the course every day!! As one member of the tour stated, "He could go out before the tournament and secretly place balls in spots that he frequently hits wayward shots!" Not that anyone is accusing him of cheating (performance enhancing drugs), it was just a thought by a tour player.
Tomorrow I will release seeds 3 and 4.
By the way, the Braves and Frank Wren handled the Tom Glavin issue like douche bags!
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What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other direction?
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